Wednesday, March 15, 2006

If it's Saturday this must be Tokyo

Here we see our intrepid Paku as he glimpses his homeland for possibly the last time! Don't worry Paku, the best is yet to come!

3 comments:

C said...

A related thought to my own post. Do Paku's have a gender?

KT said...

E has spent some time with them...but my initial instinct would be yes! After all, pandas are sexual beings. Not that I know that from personal experience, it's merely a scientific observation.

ChesterSpatt said...

Ode to My Paku Paku Panda,

(Ed. Note: This song is meant to be accompanied by a human beat box, à la the Fat Boys)

[First Verse]
O Paku Paku Panda,

Uh huh, Oh yeah
Uh huh, Oh yeah

Give it up, y’all!
’Cause, hizzah-here we go! Let’s do this thang!

O Paku Paku Panda,

Like Ms. Piggy for Kermit
Like a panic room to a hermit
Like a ball to a socket
Like a clasp to a locket

You’re just what I need, shorty
So I’m down on my knees, shorty
And I’m beggin’ you please, shorty!

Ain’t nuthin’
that I would not do
’Cause I’m so damn
“Waku” for vous
C’mon, y’all. . .
I needs me some Paku!
Some P-P-P-Paku!
Some P-P-P-Paku!

[Second Verse]

Listen up now (we gettin’ serious now, ya’ll!):
Like the ’hood to my home boyz,
Like lube to a sex toy
Like crust on a pot pie
Like a socket to a glass eye

Now, Maverick had Goose
Bunyan had Bessie
Joanie loved Chachi,
Loch Ness gots Nessie

Batman had Robin
Major Nelson dreamed of Jeannie
I used to dream of Cabbage Patches,
Then I wanted Beanies

Now my mind’s made up
Of this I am certain
I needs me some Paku
Or I’m gonna be hurtin’

You’re just what I need, shorty
So I’m down on my knees, shorty
And I’m beggin’ you please, shorty!

Ain’t nuthin’
that I would not do
’Cause I’m so damn
“Waku” for vous
C’mon, y’all. . .
I needs me some Paku!
Some P-P-P-Paku!
Some P-P-P-Paku!

[Third Verse--Optional]

You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me, I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no
Soul to tell
Help me the only thing that works for me, help me get
Away from myself
I want to f**k you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to f**k you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god
You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that
It brings
You can have my absence of faith, you can have my
Everything
Help me tear down my reason, help me its’ your sex i
Can smell
Help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody
Else
I want to f**k you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to f**k you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god
Through every forest, above the trees
Within my stomach, scraped off my knees
I drink the honey inside your hive
You are the reason I stay alive