Friday, November 24, 2006
Paku harbors maternal urges
As they advance in age, maternal (paternal?) instincts in our Pakus are slowly emerging. For the first time, they expressed the desire to create genetic replicas of themselves. If that is not possible (as their human captors claim it is not; but did you ever see Gremlins?), then Paku intends to secure possession of this baby, who turned up at this year's Thanksgiving. His name? Sean Oscar McDonald, the cutest baby our Pakus have ever seen.
His new name?"Naoki Shima." His slightly drugged appearance will likely remain until Paku has secured the baby's passage through Narita immigration....surely no one will suspect that he is not borne of our Pakus.